FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Retard Daily: Munki Corp. Seeks Anti Trust and Unfair Competition Injunction
No One Company Can Control Inter/Intra-Intranet Products and Services
Munki Corp. represented by Munki (FUPM) is seeking injunctions and posting C&Ds in response to alleged recent series of violent acquisitions, mergers, turnovers, and general upheavel taken by Airbag Co., JDL Inc, JDLMG, and its duly appointed or otherwise guilty by association officers woofy aka airbag aka quack aka ask me about shane's world beta and jdl aka top notch aka guido (Lead Programmer of Stuff).
"Clearly the hostility this move will create, will make competition unfair. As soon as we find out exactly why that is, we will figure out why we exactly are seeking injunctions and are claiming their actions to be unfair and downright unconstitutional" rants Munki.
Contact:
Munki
Munki Corp
Inspirational Plea