Yes I have picked up some romanian during my tenure here, with that being said the exact romanian translation (well as close as it gets) is............
Da, trebuie sa fiu de acord cu tine ca 99% din barbatii romani sint prosti. In totdeauna romancele colecteaza cecurile. Colegu, sint foarte frumoase si stiu cum sa-si arate curu.
In ceea ce priveste obiceiurile la servici, trebuie a corectez, in ultimul an a fost ODC++ (sau DC++), dar recent s-au convertit la torente din cauza politiei care se uita cit sheruiesti si ii fut pe aia care dau prea mult.
Pentru aia care nu stiu, sint retele motropolitane care au transfer de pina la 50 MBps (megabytes, nu biti)
Un alt obicei este adictia pentru cs. Cam 80% din baieti iau pauze de min 20 de cs la fiecare 2 ore pentru a se relaxa (cred).
Acestea fiind spuse, majoritatea pizdelor din Romania sint curve, fie cu sU fara web cam. Le arati verzisorii (verzii, rosii, albastrii, galbenii sau orice) (da sint din plastic) si esti futut sau faci laba la un film. Fetele astea isi fac treaba parca ar fi un job. Daca nu le arati ceva inainte sa vb cu ele se duc la altii pentru bani mai buni.
In acelasi timp, sint cele mai pizdoase femei care le-am vazut in viata mea si tot ce vreau sa fac e sa le fut in cur.
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Yes I have picked up some romanian during my tenure here, with that being said the exact english translation (well as close as it gets) is............
yes about 99% of romanian males are fucking stupid, but the romanian women will always collect the check.
As far as bad habits at work I have to correct you, for the last year it was ODC++ but recently they converted to torrents due to the fact that cops are watching your sharing bandwidth and knockin out those who do in fact have way too much to share.
For those of you who dont know, there is a metropolitan network that allows sharing of up to 50MBps (megabytes not bits).
Another bad habit is the overall addiction to counter strike. About 80% of your romanian males take a 20 minute counter strike break minimum every two hours i guess its to relieve stress.
With that being said, most of your dirty girls in Romania are whores, whether it would be on cam or off cam. You show the green (green, red, blue, yellow, whaterver) color cash (yeah its plastic) you are fucked or your bustin a nut on the vid. These girls work it like its a fuckin job. If you don't show them something prior to hookin up, they bounce and look for the better deal.
At the same time they are the most beautiful girls I have ever seen in my life and all i want to do to them is fuck them in the stink tube as hard as i can.
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