BREAKING BAT-NEWS...
The Superhero known as Batman, sometimes referred to as the Caped Crusader, has become despondent about being outed as gay, and has climbed out on a ledge of a building in London (where he was on holiday), and is now threatening to jump.
The erstwhile Dark Knight confided that being unmasked as a homsexual is "driving him bat shit!"
Holy Guano!!!
Is this the end of Batman?!?
Be sure to stay tuned - same Bat time, same Bat channel.
BRB, I have to go to the Bat room...
ADG