04-08-2008, 08:47 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: In my own lil World
Posts: 1,227
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rowan
I did.
I'm usually the one that has to clean up poop, or wet undies, or spew... 
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No wonder your Wife had a good laugh. With apoligies to Gillbert & Sullivan for mangling a classic .. a short ode to your Fatherhood!
I am the very model of a modern Doting- Dad
I've information poopy, pukey, and indescribable,
I know the clerks of grocery stores, and I quote the prices, discountable.
From Botany Bay to Holroyd, in order alphabetical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters decisional,
I understand roughage, both ingestion and exponential.
Because I am the very model of the modern Doting-Dad.
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