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Old 04-08-2008, 08:47 AM  
Madame0120
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Originally Posted by rowan View Post
I did.

I'm usually the one that has to clean up poop, or wet undies, or spew...
No wonder your Wife had a good laugh. With apoligies to Gillbert & Sullivan for mangling a classic .. a short ode to your Fatherhood!

I am the very model of a modern Doting- Dad
I've information poopy, pukey, and indescribable,
I know the clerks of grocery stores, and I quote the prices, discountable.
From Botany Bay to Holroyd, in order alphabetical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters decisional,
I understand roughage, both ingestion and exponential.

Because I am the very model of the modern Doting-Dad.
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