Originally Posted by Zorgman

To sum it up.

Hi, I robbed the jewelry store in your local shopping centre last week and Im just writting to you to say if you had any jewelry in the shop, please come down to my warehouse. Bring your lawyer and a letter with your name and address along with a description of the jewelry. Oh and it's got to be in this special format but the laywers draw it up in all sorts of special ways to make it complexe and that drives me nutts.

Oh and I almost forgot, next week make sure your out of the house because im going to come and rob your home.

Thanks very much and hope to see you at my warehouse very soon.

Kind Regards
A Nice Theif