Originally Posted by TaylorMarieXXX

No way, thats that chick from Central America. Check this out. We were drinking at this little hut thing on this deserted road in the jungle, and we get up to leave and as we are getting in our cars, that broad comes running out of the jungle, said something about being chased by gorillas. She looked crazy. We figured she was either high or drunk because everyone knows that there aren't any gorillas in the jungles of Central America. She begged us for a ride into town in our jeep, something about needing to go to the French Embassy to get away from the gorillas. We figured she was some nut job so we just drove off as she screamed and started crying. Some guy in camo, we figured it was her husband, came out of the woods behind her and grabbed her. Crazy bitch.