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Four hockey fans were climbing a mountain one day. Each was a fan of a different team, and each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans of their hockey team. As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all.
They continued to argue all the way up the mountain, and finally as they reached the top, the Senators fan hurled himself off the mountain, shouting, "This is for the Great Ottawa Senators!" as he fell to his doom. Not wanting to be out done, the Edmonton Oilers fan threw himself off the mountain shouting "This is for the Oilers!"
Seeing this, the Montreal Canadiens fan walked over and shouted, "This is for everyone!" and pushed the Toronto Maple Leafs fan off the side of the mountain.
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The man said, "My dog watches all the Maple Leafs games on TV. Everytime they lose, he lies down and cried his eyes out." His friend says, "That's incredible. What does he do when they win?" The man replied, "I don't know, I'll let you know when it actually happens."
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What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
They both look good until they hit the Ice.
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Why do the Leafs drink their coffee from a glass?
Cuz the Habs have ALL the cups.
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What's the difference between the Leafs and a cigarette machine?
The cigarette machine has Players.