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Jens Van Assterdam · 04-04-2008, 04:33 AM

I deserve that package because iam a handsome and crazy stud but dont get laid too often. When i can tell the girls that i have a gold account at shemps, gallery spots at sleazys, a server at mojohost and some hot exclusive content from amazingcontent, then they will get down with me instantly!

If you can feel me and want to give a reliable,smart,good looking and honest guy a chance, to go a step further in his career then iam the one you should choose

I dont have kids, cancer or something else spectacular. So digg me and you wont regred it!

In return for providing me with this wonderful package i will give you ad-space on my ass! No shit. I will visit a tattoo studio and get medium pimpin inked on my ass! Now thats a deal

You will get pictures and a video from the tatt or you even tattoo it on my ass,so no bs here

Machete Rodriguez - a name your kids will remember!

04-04-2008, 04:33 AM
Jens Van Assterdam The Dupre Pimp Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Koh Samui Posts: 6,677	I deserve that package because iam a handsome and crazy stud but dont get laid too often. When i can tell the girls that i have a gold account at shemps, gallery spots at sleazys, a server at mojohost and some hot exclusive content from amazingcontent, then they will get down with me instantly! If you can feel me and want to give a reliable,smart,good looking and honest guy a chance, to go a step further in his career then iam the one you should choose I dont have kids, cancer or something else spectacular. So digg me and you wont regred it! In return for providing me with this wonderful package i will give you ad-space on my ass! No shit. I will visit a tattoo studio and get medium pimpin inked on my ass! Now thats a deal You will get pictures and a video from the tatt or you even tattoo it on my ass,so no bs here Machete Rodriguez - a name your kids will remember! __________________ Read TOS for signature rules Last edited by Jens Van Assterdam; 04-04-2008 at 04:35 AM..