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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Michigan
Posts: 4,420
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Well you see I was born with this ultra rare disease, that up until 2004 there was no name for it, at any rate it was finally names, glassidus, see all of my bones are made of glass, Every morning, I break both of my arms, and every evening I break both of my legs, and every night I lye in bed in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
Some of you heartless fucks out there, might think this is no big deal, but let me tell you it gets worse!
I'm 31 years old now and I've never had the pleasure of a women, hell I've never even been able to masterbate without injuring myself, can you imagine going through life NEVER being able to cum without ending up in intensive care??
And still it gets worse...
I have more phobia's then the entire population of uzbekistan in the last 15 years doctors have diagnosed me with: Ablutophobia, Acarophobia, Acerophobia, Achluophobia, Acousticophobia, Acrophobia, Aerophobia, Aeroacrophobia, Aeronausiphobia, Agateophobia, Agliophobia, Agoraphobia, Agraphobia, Agrizoophobia, Agyrophobia, Aichmophobia, Ailurophobia, Albuminurophobia, Alektorophobia, Algophobia, Alliumphobia,Allodoxaphobia, Altophobia, Amathophobia, Amaxophobia, Ambulophobia, Amnesiphobia, Amychophobia, Anablephobia, Ancraophobia, Androphobia, Anemophobia, Anginophobia, Anglophobia, Angrophobia, Ankylophobia, Anthrophobia, Anthropophobia, Antlophobia, Anuptaphobia, Apeirophobia, Aphenphosmphobia, Apiphobia, Apotemnophobia, Arachibutyrophobia, Arachnephobia, Ataxiophobia, Ataxophobia, Atelophobia, Atephobia, Athazagoraphobia, Atomosophobia, Atychiphobia, Automatonophobia, Automysophobia....
And that's just the A's but trust me when I say it gets even worse....
I've been diagnosed with almost every form of psychological disorder, nervous disorder, as well as social disorders, I take more pills each day then an entire pshyc ward, I won't even bother listing all of the names but you get the point, I'm all fucked up!
I truly believe that if you can set aside your hatred for people like me, and bestow this wonderful prize to me, the Susan Lucci of the adult industry then maybe just maybe my life can finally be turned around.
-Loki-
PS, anyone need a creative writer? LOL
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