This is a great contest and a great *reason* for the contest...thanks to the sponsors.
I have *two* reasons.
1. I'm getting no sleep and very little time to work because of a six-week old daughter with severe colic and GERD - so this would let me have an outsourced person get some new income rolling for me until I can get back to actual work.
2. My wife keeps threatening to punch me in the ovary (she's watched "Anchorman" way too many times) - so in order to let her work out her post-partum frustrations, I apparently need an ovary, and any extra revenue over and above living expenses would let me buy one.
