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Old 03-31-2008, 01:26 PM  
Michaelious
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Funny Joke.

A husband and wife are having breakfast.

The wife says, "I had an interesting dream last night. I was at a dick auction. Small thick ones where $10, long thin ones where $20 and big fat dicks where$30."

"How much was one like mine?" asked the husband.

His wife replied, "They where giving those away for free."

The husband said, "Funny you should mention your dream; I had a similar dream. I was at a cunt auction. A nice tight little cunt cost $10 and a big juicy cunt cost $20."

"How much was one like mine?" asked the wife.

"Yours was where they held the auction." retorted the husband.
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