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Ok, I admit it - I have tits and I am a bloke.

Seems the beer and McDonalds finally caught up with me and my tits grew faster than the rest of me.

What's the most efficient/easiest way for me to work them off?

Don't say diet please, I'm not actually fat... I don't want muscle, I just don't want to look down in the shower and realise my manboobs are blocking the view to the proof of my gender.

Thanks in advance for the sarcasm.