An Airman in the Airforce was assigned late night fire watch in an office building. After a couple of hours he became bored and having spotted a microphone to the pa system he spoke into it and said loudly, "Scotty, Scotty this is Captain Kirk, beam me up." Unbeknown to the Airman a Captain was working late in his office and shortly he heard over the PA system, "This is Captain Johnson, beam your ass up to the second floor, room 217."
