...and asks the bartender for a beer. After having a few sips of the beer he asks the bartender what he thought about nuclear fission. The bartender thought for a couple of seconds and then asked the customer if he would mind answering a few questions first? The customer stated that he didn't mind. The bartender asked the customer if he new the scientific term for Bear shit. The customer said that he did not. The bartender then asked if he knew the scientific term for Rabbit shit. The customer said that he did not. The bartender then asked if he knew the scientific term for Cow shit. The customer said that he did not.
The bartender then sarcastically said to the customer, "You don't know shit and you want to discusss nuclear fission?"
