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Originally Posted by A-Bomb
check the strip bar?
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Nope. Spike is not a fan of titty bars - he doesn't like the loud music, flashing lights and he's allergic to silicone. Besides, he's not into inter-species sex, he's strictly a turtle man.
Don't let his little size fool you, Spike is well-endowed (proportionally speaking). and he is a sex machine. His style is long and slow.
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Popular culture would have it that turtles are weak, flaccid, crappy organisms with dull social lives, stunted and barely functional internal organs and - it goes without saying - undersized sex organs. Right? WRONG...
Believe it or don't, turtles are horrifically well-endowed, and if the thought of learning more about the genitals of these oh-so-surprising reptiles doesn't appeal to you, look away now.
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Anyway, it's not mating season for Spike, so it's unlikely that he's shacked up with a skank turtle, banging his little turtle balls off.
I'm still convinced he is around the hotel somewhere...and with the help of others staying at the hotel, I remain hopeful that Spike and I will be reunited.
ADG