The magnetism of Porno Dan. What is his secret power? Could it be his sport jackets?
His sense of humor? His powerful business connections?
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Could it be his intellect reflected in his hard hitting industry interviews?
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Could it be due to the fact that F-list reality TV show stars line up to talk to him?
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Perhaps the mere embrace of James Bartholet has rubbed off just enough magic
onto Porno Dan to rocket launch him to fame and fortune?
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My theory is that his power derives from this hair. Here is a close-up of his hairline. Notice that there is ZERO receding or thinning.
I think this is key. Just look at all the famous on-air personalities and you will see a common thread. No matter how old they are
they mostly have hair that looks like it belongs on the head of a 17 year old boy.
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