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Originally posted by KRL
FATHER: Son, what do you want to be when you grow up?
KID: Daddy, I want to be an Iceberg Harvester.
FATHER: But, son I want you to be a doctor, a lawyer or at least a pornographer like me.
KID: No Daddy, I want to help the world and harvest Icebergs.
FATHER: But why not any of the other 3 occupations?
KID: Daddy, those 3 occupations are all the same. Doctors make you strip naked, lawyers make you bend over and take it in the ass, and pornographers make you do both of those things.
FATHER:  
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Aaaaaargh, I be huntin' me a mighty 'berg!
Iceberg harvester sounds like what you become when you realize there aren't any real pirate jobs, anymore. Sounds like fun to me.
SpaceAce