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A computer geek is crossing the road when he sees a frog, which opens its mouth and starts talking.
"If you kiss me",says the frog, "I'll turn into a beautiful princess, stay with you for a week and do ANYTHING you want!:
The guy smiles, pick sup the frog, and puts it in his pocket.
"Did you hear me?" asks the frog, "A beautiful princess! For a week!"
"Listen," says the nerd, "I haven't got time for a girlfriend. But a talking frog? Now that's cool!!"
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