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Originally posted by booker
Might be the origin of a joke I heard a while ago...
Guy is being checked out at the grocery store when this woman gets in line behind him and starts putting her groceries on the conveyer. He looks them over, turns to her and says, "Ma'am, I'm guessing that you are single." The woman replies, "Wow, you could tell that I'm single just from the food I'm buying?" and he says, "No, you're ugly."
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Reminds me of another one:
Doctor: "Sorry, but I have bad news: you have only about 3 months to live."
Patient: "Can I get a second opinion?"
Doctor: "Okay. You're ugly, too."