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Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
--Lady Astor to Winston Churchill;
--His reply, Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
--Lady Astor to Winston Churchill; Sir, you're drunk!
--Winston Churchill to Lady Astor; Yes, Madam, and you're ugly. But in the morning, I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
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Might be the origin of a joke I heard a while ago...
Guy is being checked out at the grocery store when this woman gets in line behind him and starts putting her groceries on the conveyer. He looks them over, turns to her and says, "Ma'am, I'm guessing that you are single." The woman replies, "Wow, you could tell that I'm single just from the food I'm buying?" and he says, "No, you're ugly."