My town is a shit hole. Anyone that knows Middlesbrough will agree. We have nothing worth seeing here really. We have a river full of waste from the steel works, your legs will dissolve if you go for a paddle in it. The only thing that is actually unique is the transporter bridge but even that sucks.

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There was a show on TV a feww months ago that put this town as the worst place to live in the UK