It's so late that my mind is going in weird circles. My best solution so far is that I start selling product owned by people who give me the run-around instead of a straight answer. When I'm told to stop, I'll parrot the same answers back to them. ie: Sorry, I can't show you any agreement that you didn't sign youself. I wish I could be of more assistance.
Seriously, though, does anyone know what it's called when you demand that proof of an agreement be produced. I may very well be in the wrong here or at the very least, something may be open to interpretation.
I know everyone has better things to do with their time. I am hoping someone who successfully went through a similar situation can help out.
When I turn to sites such as youporn.com, it's little consolation to see a particularly juicy Baker's Dozen clip has been downloaded 3.1 MILLION times. Incredible. I'm just so happy that I could pay for that content.
http://www.youporn.com/watch/8604
OK. Now I'm just being bitter. Time to get some sleep. Will check in tomorrow. Thanks, y'all. Muchos gracias.