View Single Post
Old 03-17-2008, 05:31 PM  
tony286
lurker
 
tony286's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: atlanta
Posts: 57,021
a joke: Airplane Cha

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger,
'What would you like to talk about?''Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger.
'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an
interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a
deer all eat the same stuff- grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets,
while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'To which the
little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear
power when you don't know shit?
tony286 is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote