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My real name is Tony Hawk. That sucks sometimes.
The head honcho of a bank I used to do business with was named Cash Reigister (ree-jist-er).
I also used to go and visit a girlfriend at the hospital where she worked and always heard the operator paging "Jeff Faggot". I thought it was an inside joke until I walked by his office and saw the name on the door.
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I like pie.
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