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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea?does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?
If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren?t people from Holland called Holes?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?
What hair color do they put on the driver?s licenses of bald men?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?
As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words ?The? and ?IRS? together, it spells
?THEIRS??
Thanks Joe P from Bits&Pieces
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