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TheStout · 03-11-2008, 06:41 AM

Here is the chain mail I received (I will give you the coles notes version as I am sure you have all had similar mails before):

Title - TODAY SHOW Read carefully...

THIS TOOK TWO PAGES OF THE TUESDAY USA TODAY - IT IS FOR REAL To all of my friends, I do not usually forward messages, SORRY EVERY BODY.. JUST HAD TO TAKE THE CHANCE!!! I'm an attorney, And I know the law...Yadda Yadda Yadda...She showed me her check. It was for the sum of $4,324.44 and was stamped 'Paid In Full'.

Basically one of those send this to all of your friends and you will receive a huge check from Microsoft or AOL kinda email

And Here is the Response:

Title - DO NOT DELETE THIS< YOU MUST READ!!!!!

This Is NOT a Chain letter! I thought it was at first but after reviewing it's source at MIT's InterDataText lab have confirmed it is authentic. I had Professor Optimus Prime PhD examine it - he works under the Internet Administration Wing of International Security in the office of Santa Clause. This email is actually an encoded transcription of (until recently) privileged monetary softwear designed to turn snails and puppy dog tails into gold and good fortune! Hoorah! Your prayers have been answered! Not only that, but for every contact you send this to, a Unicorn will appear and say "Well done my special friend. Now, we ride", and you will take off together for an action-packed adventure in Narnia where you will defeat the evil Prince Ali Ababwah and return home to freshly baked apple pie.

I repeat THIS IS NOT A CHAIN LETTER! You have to act immediately because this will not work forever. Currently myself, Snap, Crackle and Pop are working non-stop to keep Captain Hook from intercepting this communication! It is imperative that you send this to everyone so that our risk is not in vain.

So far Snap, the wileyest of the magic elves, has made $22,789.55! Can you believe it? Me too! That's why i sent you this letter.

Good Luck and God speed,

Jimminy Cricket

What a letter!!!

03-11-2008, 06:41 AM
TheStout Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 2,089	Best Chain Letter Response Ever!!! Here is the chain mail I received (I will give you the coles notes version as I am sure you have all had similar mails before): Title - TODAY SHOW Read carefully... THIS TOOK TWO PAGES OF THE TUESDAY USA TODAY - IT IS FOR REAL To all of my friends, I do not usually forward messages, SORRY EVERY BODY.. JUST HAD TO TAKE THE CHANCE!!! I'm an attorney, And I know the law...Yadda Yadda Yadda...She showed me her check. It was for the sum of $4,324.44 and was stamped 'Paid In Full'. Basically one of those send this to all of your friends and you will receive a huge check from Microsoft or AOL kinda email And Here is the Response: Title - DO NOT DELETE THIS< YOU MUST READ!!!!! This Is NOT a Chain letter! I thought it was at first but after reviewing it's source at MIT's InterDataText lab have confirmed it is authentic. I had Professor Optimus Prime PhD examine it - he works under the Internet Administration Wing of International Security in the office of Santa Clause. This email is actually an encoded transcription of (until recently) privileged monetary softwear designed to turn snails and puppy dog tails into gold and good fortune! Hoorah! Your prayers have been answered! Not only that, but for every contact you send this to, a Unicorn will appear and say "Well done my special friend. Now, we ride", and you will take off together for an action-packed adventure in Narnia where you will defeat the evil Prince Ali Ababwah and return home to freshly baked apple pie. I repeat THIS IS NOT A CHAIN LETTER! You have to act immediately because this will not work forever. Currently myself, Snap, Crackle and Pop are working non-stop to keep Captain Hook from intercepting this communication! It is imperative that you send this to everyone so that our risk is not in vain. So far Snap, the wileyest of the magic elves, has made $22,789.55! Can you believe it? Me too! That's why i sent you this letter. Good Luck and God speed, Jimminy Cricket What a letter!!! Last edited by TheStout; 03-11-2008 at 06:42 AM..