I won't.
Too expensive for only bragging rights/being part of a the "world thinnest laptop omg omg omg" hype.
Overpriced unless you pay $3.2K for it. (the SSD drive)
I could get a laptop that beat their "entry" level one easily, for less than their thin price of $1900.
IBM T61p; 14" SXGA, 2GB, 802.11n, 100GB 7200rpm HD, Horribly fat, at less than an inch and a shocking 5 pounds
~ $1200