I dunno why I didn't run to GFY to post pics, I'm weird like that I guess.. But yes.. January 21st, I had my first baby boy.
We really didn't know what to name him, and he left the hospital without a name.. I really wanted Akira, until my friend told my wife it was a 'serial killer'.
I just really hate all guy's names to be honest.. I either know some dumbass, or some guy I don't like, or it's too girly, I dunno.
My wife was all mad at me because I wouldn't choose anything.. She was eating chips, and I read the bag - old dutch. So there it was! Dutch!
... She didn't like it.. FUCK! Such a great name, too.. Nobody steal it, I'm going to use it again, it's still mine k?
So then my family was over and made me read through a list of names they printed from the internets, and I saw Royce.. I liked it, told my family, they liked it, wife liked it, and so it was done.
...I never mentioned it's the name of one of my favorite rappers Royce da 5'9".. I'm waiting until it's wayyy too late to reconsider.
Oh another thing.. When the baby came out, they couldn't get him going, was "floppy" as they were saying.. That word will be stuck with me for life.. But yeah, lifeless for about a minute.. scccaaarrrry. They kept him in the ICU for about a week to make sure everything was okay. Phew.
And hey! If you wanna give me a BABY BONUS, link to my site or somethin huh? ;)
http://www.adultsitesurfer.com
