Originally Posted by *******

The funny thing is that I am not joking. Thre has been more than one pornstar who has left my house thinking. WFT just happened?!!!!

I USED to be a really great fuck. Now I just want the fastest line between point A and point B.

Another strange story, I rub elboys in Hollywood and work on music videos, small films, etc and one day a very famous director of photography (married with kids but this is Hollywood so he could still be gay) was over at my house because I was selling some gear to him. I want a job from this guy on his next movie right? Totally by accident I open up my kitchen droor to find a pen and a huge strip of Magnums is plainly visible. I swear this was by accident.

I am not sure if him seeing the Magnums had anything to do with it but the guy stayed and chatted (seriously this guy shoots some of the biggest $100M+ blockbusters) for like 2 hours. The next day he emails me a job offer on his next movie!!!!!