Originally Posted by signupdamnit

I believe GOOG has an option within analytics to block certain IP addresses or ranges. If so, all you need to do is add your hosts to that. Of course this would also block the counting of statistics from anyone else using those IP ranges.

For the ad problem, I'm thinking you might need to dynamically generate the page and make use of conditionals. If it appears from a certain IP range, alternate content would be presented as opposed to the ads. But this isn't a perfect solution because the other person could simply use a different ISP or proxy to bypass it.