Nice try but where you blew it was "checking my stats". Why would anyone with a vanity site check their stats? (...hmm, lots of hits from GFY. Maybe I should put up a bukkake banner?) The guy might do it once in a while but to be obsessive about it (like an AWM!
)! enough to catch it that quick is improbable. But if I'm wrong and that's REALLY you Steve I'd like to say you'd make one hot tranny. Also, here's a little tip- shake the last drop off when you're done peeing.