Thread: BANNED: Hugs Longer Than 2 Seconds
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Old 03-06-2008, 04:10 AM  
Malicious Biz
So Fucking Banned
 
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Studies have shown that the length of a hug is directly proportional to the chances that hug will lead to dirty, sinful premarital sex. They should have banned hugs outright. Better safe than sorry.
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