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Don't listen to these fucking idiots, who have probably never even stuck their dicks into a vagina before without paying.
This is what it means...
She wants you hard and fast, for all the 5.6 seconds you can give her... she also doesn't want to know when you're coming... shes spontaneous like that... she wants you to just look her up in the phone book, and then find her address..
wait outside her house and when she comes home from walmart, to jump on her from behind and judo chop that bitch in the neck so she passes out.... then you bone her while shes knocked out... sounds a little sick, right? nah.. not at all.. shes a freaky bitch like that... how do you think the sleep rape fetish sites were started? because she boned one of the webmasters and asked her to do that... thats how the fetish was discovered..
then after you are done boning her... you put a ski mask on, and just stand an inch away from her face until she slowly starts coming to..
then when she wakes up you turn on a chainsaw and run around the house screaming YOU'RE DEAD BITCH, IM GONNA FUCKING LIGHT THIS PLACE ON FIRE IF YOU DONT MARRY ME - I LOVE YOU AHHHHHHH
and that my friend... is how you steal her heart...
pfftt... anyone who has any game at all knows this, sonnnnnnnn
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