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Originally posted by cluck
Here in NJ all the strip clubs are run by the mafia and its between $10 and $20 to get in. Hot women too. One time I crashed a bachelor party at one and this stripper was trying to get me to go for a dance with her and I kept saying no so she started sucking on my neck and offering me alcohol and stuff. I was like "nah i cant drink that i'm 19" and she was like "me too just commmme with me" so she took me back and gave me 2 lap dances and didnt charge me.
Much <3 to whoever that stripper was. 
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Mafia?? Haven't you heard there's no such thing!