oh man.. it has been a WHILE since i drank. but when i lived in cleveland i used to go to the bar once a week. there was a drink that a bartender there made called red death. it was AMAZING. tasted like candy and got you drunker than a skunk in a drink and a half. well, at least it got ME drunker than a skunk.
even so, i would end up having at least four of em each session. by the time i got home i didn't know my ass from a hole in the ground.