Originally Posted by Gambrinus

You have all been lied to about the Czech Republic. This is not Eastern Europe and the pussy will not cling to you just because you speak English. To the contrary, nobody here is impressed, this country is awash with American and English expats who have heard the same rumors you have. The English have been raping this place silly since the Velvet Revolution. The Czech Republic is to England what Tijuana is to America. Its where you go on a weekend to get stinking fucking drunk and bang whores. To hear Czech men explain it, all the seriously hot good poon left as fast as the French and Englishmen could scoop them up when the wall came down so to speak, whats left is the crumbs. They are hot no doubt but they know exactly why you are here. Czechs are nothing more than strange Germans. Im not saying its impossible to bang a Czech girl, buts its going to take longer than a drunk weekend or three to pull it off.

Slovakia? I havent spent much time there to tell you the truth. I just know all the Slovaks that come to Prague to work and sell drugs. Slovaks are good people, I hope to spend some time there some day.

Go to Russia. Its everything you can imagine pussy wise. Not Moscow or St Petersburg, hit a mid sized city of half a million people where nobody has ever seen an American or wherever it is you are from. You will have to beat the pussy off with a stick, trust me, I live there part time as well. My girlfriend is Russian.