Ok I am too good at movie quotes which just made me realize I don't have a life
I gotta get back to work now and let some of you other peeps get a crack at this. I leave you with this quote:
"Well, you might wanna stop 'er by clockin' 'er chompers, Or shock 'er by makin' a grab at 'er knockers, But she'll call the coppers and you'll end in jail, Where you'll eat bread and water and shit in a pail. So if you've enough of a womanly guff, No need to be rough, it'll be quite enough, To call her bluff with a huff and a puff, Just stuff your foot straight into her muff!"