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ADL Colin · 02-27-2008, 02:41 PM

The Detroit Lions coach was looking for a new quarterback. But after scouting all the colleges, he hasn’t found his man. Then one night he sees a news clip of an Iraqi soldier hurling grenades through 15-story windows from 200 yards away. "That guy’s got an amazing arm", the coach says to himself. "We’ve got to give him a try".

So the coach brings him to America, and a year later, the Lions win their first Super Bowl. After the game the Iraqi quarterback calls his mother: "Mom," he yells, "we won the Super Bowl! I'm famous and rich!"

"I don’t want to talk to you," his mother says.

"But, Mom," the star player pleads, "I just won the Super Bowl!"

"I don’t care," she answers. "At this moment there are gunshots all around, the neighborhood is a pile of rubble, and your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week." She pauses, then tearfully says, "I’ll never forgive you for bringing us to Detroit."

02-27-2008, 02:41 PM
ADL Colin Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Tube Titans, USA Posts: 11,929	The Detroit Lions coach was looking for a new quarterback. But after scouting all the colleges, he hasn’t found his man. Then one night he sees a news clip of an Iraqi soldier hurling grenades through 15-story windows from 200 yards away. "That guy’s got an amazing arm", the coach says to himself. "We’ve got to give him a try". So the coach brings him to America, and a year later, the Lions win their first Super Bowl. After the game the Iraqi quarterback calls his mother: "Mom," he yells, "we won the Super Bowl! I'm famous and rich!" "I don’t want to talk to you," his mother says. "But, Mom," the star player pleads, "I just won the Super Bowl!" "I don’t care," she answers. "At this moment there are gunshots all around, the neighborhood is a pile of rubble, and your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week." She pauses, then tearfully says, "I’ll never forgive you for bringing us to Detroit." __________________ Adult Date Link - $50 PPS starting NOW! -- good and JUICY! skype = "adultdatelink"