This is just too easy.
Euro/USD
0.6635
Of course everything "will be ok" if we just vote for the charismatic guy with campaign signs that resemble Pepsi billboards.
Oh no, everything will be ok if we put a Clinton back in office
Oh no no no! Everything will be ok if we elect that bogus war hero.
Oh no no no no no!! You see we should have given the nomination to that guy
who conned all those obese suspender wearing potato heads in Iowa to vote him because he talks about God
Dumbfucking fucks get what they deserve I guess. .

Prepare yourselves for yet another military action to save us all from the "terrorists".