Originally Posted by PenisFace

I don't think you've ever ridden in a car that's FAST. It doesn't matter what it is, either. It could be a Ferrari F430, or a turbo'd riced out Honda Civic, a fast car pins you in your seat when you hit the go pedal. Being in a REALLY fast car when it starts burning hydrocarbons is pretty much the best feeling in the world next to getting laid.

Having a really fast car doesn't mean you have a tiny penis or you're an asshole (though that sometimes is the case), it means you have a massive hard on for getting pinned back in your seat and feeling adrenaline rush through you. It's an orgasm without a woman (or without a dude, if your a chick).

Edit: Also, G forces are awsome, especially when they're at the mercy of your foot :D