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Originally Posted by Naja-ram
it's seems to me that for a guy a car is a penis.
the faster and expensive the car is the bigger the penis is.
but actually because it is a compensation - the more expensive/fancy/fast the car is - the more compensation it is . e.g: your penis is smaller.
and you eat it day in and day out, you are manipulated on every car ad accepting this.
you never think for a minute it might be a lie that someone made it real by good advertising and you never think of it: the more compensation - the smaller the penis.
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I don't think you've ever ridden in a car that's FAST. It doesn't matter what it is, either. It could be a Ferrari F430, or a turbo'd riced out Honda Civic, a fast car pins you in your seat when you hit the go pedal. Being in a REALLY fast car when it starts burning hydrocarbons is pretty much the best feeling in the world next to getting laid.
Having a really fast car doesn't mean you have a tiny penis or you're an asshole (though that sometimes is the case), it means you have a massive hard on for getting pinned back in your seat and feeling adrenaline rush through you. It's an orgasm without a woman (or without a dude, if your a chick).
Edit: Also, G forces are awsome, especially when they're at the mercy of your foot :D