Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner

I suggest you go and rape the vet... Really go to town, and have a great time of it!
Then later, when the police turn up, because the vet has said that she was raped, deny everything, and simply say the vet is talking shit...

You can say 'What again? She's saying she was raped and I'm to blame??? Gosh, that darn vet... She has a history of crying rape... Ask my wife! She told her my dog was raped and tried to blame her for it... She does it all the time... Now shes off again, and trying to blame me!!!'

At which point the police will apologize to you and go and use police brutality on the vet for lying to them... Job Done !