Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner

Probably when I was with my 1st wife, who was a bit of a prude...
I used to ask her to be more 'dirty' but she wouldn't... So it lead to stress between us...

One night I was shocked, and pleasantly surprised, to hear her say to me...
'Go on... Do something REALLY dirty...'

So I did!


I went downstairs and took a great big steaming shit, in her handbag, brought it back upstairs and said 'that dirty enough for you?'

We divorced a few days later....