02-13-2008, 09:52 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
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If you happen to find your name listed on the map of felons in the area:
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If you still believe that a name has been listed here in error, yours or someone else's, you still have several options at your disposal:
1. Go fuck yourself, you fucking criminal and/or criminal aiding, abetting ass,
2. Confess now to your wrong-doings and pray to the father, the son and the Holy Spirit that the judge will look mercifully upon your case.
3. Sue us. Seriously, go ahead and try it, I dare you. No, I double dare you. You think we haven't been sued before? You think we don't have a gaggle of 1st Amendment Attorneys sitting around just waiting for a pro bono situation like this? Try it, you no-rights-having ex-con, I dare the ass off you.
4. Write to your congressman or local radio or television news station about us, and how "wrong" we are. We're not wrong, and we'll stand up to any test your criminal or criminal-supporting chops can bring against us. Bring it, criminal, I just dare you.
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Funny shit. |
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