Far-L

can someone please explain a few things to me about anal bleaching?

1. If assholes were actually "stained" and not just a result of skin pigment then why doesn't everyone have a brown bung? Don't give me the "some people wipe better" because that just doesn't explain away a lifetime of passing stools, nor does it account for the people who are fastidious back there and if that were true wouldn't everyone be able to just wipe a bunch more to obtain "stainlessness". Besides, anyone that has been around infants knows humans are born with assholes of many colors and that goes against the "stain" theory as well.

2. What is more attractive about a bleached white asshole? Frankly I find that more unsettling. It would probably make me think of Micheal Jackson and that is just not cool or conducive to a healthy sex life.

3. Who gets people to buy into this bullshit? Is it the same folks that convinced people to inject themselves with botulism toxin?

4. What comes next? Nipple tattooing to enhance pinkness or lighten brown ones more tawny?

5. Where will this all end up? What is Hustler going to do start referring to buttholes as "pink eyes"?

End of rant... for now.

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