i was walking round town buying some stuff for my girlfriend for valentines when a fucking bird shit right on my fucking head, Man i was pissed off.
made me wanna fly up there and lay the biggest shit on that fucking bird ever!!!
its meant to be good luck getting shit on by a bird but funnly enough i don't really see it as good luck, more fucking annoying!
next time i see this mutherfucker he's dead
