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ShotGun · 02-08-2008, 12:53 PM

So its? that time of year again the time to celebrate the best and brightest this industry has to offer. The 2008 ShotGun BOOM Awards dedicated to the biggest waste of a day possible! Announcing the exclusive 2008 ShotGun BOOM Awards, congratulations to all the winners.

PS None of the winners paid for advertising in my magazine, but if they had they would have for sure won.

Biggest Post Whore - Juicy
The king of all post whores must bow down to Juicy and should all take his class at $1500 learn how to make money online!

Closest Shave of the Year - Python
They make Gillette look like amateurs.

Best Cross Sale to Signup Ratio - Incredible Dollars over 56% cross sales!
CONGRATULATIONS you no longer need affiliates! All your business must belong to Hooper!

Emerging Affiliate Program of the Year ? Incredible Dollars
When you do sites like the Amputee no one can compete!

Biggest Douche Bag of the Year* ? Every adult show attendee*
(A tie was called on all people who attended shows and said any of the following; ?bro? ?sitdown? ?lunch? ?I am cool?)

Content Thief of the Year ? PornHub/Redtube/Megarotic/Youporn/Pornotube
(they all tied as they all steal equally but special props to the sites owned by big sponsors!)

Content Thief Supporter of the Year ? Adult Friend Finder / Jugg Cash
You can now find all their iframes on all stealing sites! Congratulations to both!

Best Sweat Shop Studio of the Year ? Zuzannas Designs
(you shouldn?t sweat shop a design company!)

Lifetime Achievement ? Adult Web Industry ? SleazyDream
when you suck this much its worth an award! can you ambush me? I care if other nobodys know who I am

Man of the Year ? Marc Bell, Penthouse
Hey who am I too change the fact that the man who killed ibill is the man of the year!

02-08-2008, 12:53 PM
ShotGun Registered User Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 14	The 2008 ShotGun Awards So its? that time of year again the time to celebrate the best and brightest this industry has to offer. The 2008 ShotGun BOOM Awards dedicated to the biggest waste of a day possible! Announcing the exclusive 2008 ShotGun BOOM Awards, congratulations to all the winners. PS None of the winners paid for advertising in my magazine, but if they had they would have for sure won. Biggest Post Whore - Juicy The king of all post whores must bow down to Juicy and should all take his class at $1500 learn how to make money online! Closest Shave of the Year - Python They make Gillette look like amateurs. Best Cross Sale to Signup Ratio - Incredible Dollars over 56% cross sales! CONGRATULATIONS you no longer need affiliates! All your business must belong to Hooper! Emerging Affiliate Program of the Year ? Incredible Dollars When you do sites like the Amputee no one can compete! Biggest Douche Bag of the Year* ? Every adult show attendee* (A tie was called on all people who attended shows and said any of the following; ?bro? ?sitdown? ?lunch? ?I am cool?) Content Thief of the Year ? PornHub/Redtube/Megarotic/Youporn/Pornotube (they all tied as they all steal equally but special props to the sites owned by big sponsors!) Content Thief Supporter of the Year ? Adult Friend Finder / Jugg Cash You can now find all their iframes on all stealing sites! Congratulations to both! Best Sweat Shop Studio of the Year ? Zuzannas Designs (you shouldn?t sweat shop a design company!) Lifetime Achievement ? Adult Web Industry ? SleazyDream when you suck this much its worth an award! can you ambush me? I care if other nobodys know who I am Man of the Year ? Marc Bell, Penthouse Hey who am I too change the fact that the man who killed ibill is the man of the year! __________________ I use the best sponsors so fucking lock and load: Quickbuck.com \| WegCash.com \| SicCash.com \|