Originally Posted by ADL Colin

I don't understand what all those Canadian taxes are for. According to the Canadian Budgetary Office - and I looked this up- here are the top budgetary items.

1. Universal Healthcare
2. Molson Billboards on all roads from America (The "country" you call USA)
3. Canadian Mounties
4. Frozen Ice in Summer For Hockey Games
5. Canadian Military (Ooops, I mean "peacekeepers")
6. Standing Army in Case Quebec Secedes
7. Celsius to Fahrenheit Conversion Charts for Stupid Visiting Americans
8. Official "I hate the American Government, not the people" bumper stickers.
9 Texbooks that claim that Canadians burned DC when it was really the British
10. Free Rush concerts (well, we wish!)