Course, there is an over population of homeless cats and...
- All cats purr
- All cats sleep 23 hours/day
- All cats play with string if you dangle it in front of them
- All cats shed (well, all cats you don't pay a shitload for)
- All cats look at you like you owe them
So, boot that fucker out the door and go get one that's happy just to get 3 squares/day!
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