Lensman, I haven't been here for long so maybe I'm speaking out of turn, but I think it's kinda surly not to grant pimpdog his 1-million post amnesty. From what I've seen he's more than earned it with creativity, entertainment and above all, persistence! Why not throw the dog a bone? Maybe he'll behave himself and stop yapping so much
If he continues misbehaving you can always send him back to the kennel.